Great Literary Taunts Articles / United States Date: Nov 26, 2008 - 06:19 PM Folks, don't EVER get an author (or person who can attract an audience) mad at you! Here are some taunts wrttens by some famous individuals... “I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.” — Stephen Bishop “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” —Oscar Wilde “I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.” — Irvin S. Cobb “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” — Clarence Darrow “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” — William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) “He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” — Samuel Johnson “He had delusions of adequacy.” — Walter Kerr “I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.” — Groucho Marx “They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.” — Thomas Brackett Reed “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” — Forrest Tucker “I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” — Mark Twain “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” — Mae West “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” — Oscar Wilde “He has Van Gogh's ear for music.” — Billy Wilder “A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” — Winston Churchill (about Clement Atlee) This article comes from Netscrapes.com http://www.netscrapes.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.netscrapes.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=301

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